Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Bulbous & Red








I must stop making declarations,
’tis foolishness, a clowns nose.
I hate clowns, scary as a viper's pit.

BFM

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Wildebeest

In an effort to stay hidden, I wear a cardboard box over my head. I've painted faces on each side. Side one, my mouth is a cerulean crescent; side two, my mouth is a straight black charcoal line; side three, it's a 4h penciled "O"; side four, I leave blank, as to appear that I have it all. 

On walks, I skip.

B.F.M.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Not Me

Who’d a thought
a broken down mule

would find a home
in tender arms?

B.F.M.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

If I Could

The wall switch controls the hall lights on and off.

Those close to me wonder why I walk in the dark.

As if I knew the latin root for switch, which as it turns out, is perhaps Middle Dutch – swijch

B.F.M.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Blight of How To's

I've read so much
I've forgotten how 
or where to sit
in the morning's light.

B.F.M.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Birdsongs

Striving to be bird-like
I’d sing only 
when I have something to say.

B.F.M.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

A.M. Guessing Game

Each morning I think: I know who I am. 

Then stumble into the bathroom,

look in the mirror and wonder:

where I got this awful wig.

B.F.M.

Monday, October 8, 2012

Amazon

From it’s high crested
bully pulpit, Amazon
makes recommendations:

Why beer Matters
&
Charming Shrew.

B.F.M.

5 Comedies

A machine that rakes sand traps.

A prayer offered to god.

A letter out of place.

Under estimating an atheist’s spirituality.

A machine that painting greens green.

B.F.M.

Friday, October 5, 2012

Burned Once

How will go for me 
when
stove top
gas burners 
are 
flaming high
and grease 
is 
all that I am?

B.F.M.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Ordinary Life

In the land of mumbo-jumbo
the spider reigns supreme.

Though his crown an awkward fit
everyone calls him king.

Webbing fates with tiny streams
our fates go unseen.

B.F.M.

Old Man Walker

I watch the old man
afraid of gravity,
shuffle with his eight legs.
I’ve never seen a spider 
move so clumsy, so slow.

B.F.M.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Status

Of the thousand quotidian
words to say, all I can
muster is an anaemic
smiley face.

B.F.M

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Cookies in Action

Beautiful mature women
looking for honest,
wealthy man. 
Click Now it’s OurTime,
before gout sets in.

B.F.M.

Friday, September 21, 2012

All the Pretty Girls

In a mountain college town,
I, the elder, pose 
in a coffee shop,
a cliche scribbling 
notes for Mr. Poem.

B.F.M.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Abandonment

My rime formed
in formative years
is meant to keep you at bay.

My slick craggy shores, 
lack kindling or foothold
is meant to keep me distant.

My charm: 
trapped coolness;
glassy particles;
seething–hatred–remorse;
thick tarry dark matter;
belief in a Simoom fairytale.

B.F.M.

Black & Tan Lament

Click on image for a larger view.
Black & Tan Lament
16" x 20"
Digital prints available.
2012


Black & Tan Lament
Hollowed, on a barstool, 
Gladys offers you
the black & tan.


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