Swallowing is the Issue

The doctor tells me, the feeding tube is the size of linguine. There is no irony in his voice. Facts. It's temporary, to get nutrients into the old man. He had two small strokes in bad places. 

Carnivore octogenarian dilemma. The old man hasn't had a meal in five days. A man prideful about his choppers, his cock, and numbers. A temporary feeding tube?

B.F.M.

Bryers Cherry Vanilla

Emptied after two days, 
its creamy contents 
stales in
the whales belly
and he wonders why
he can’t shit.

B.F.M

Flower Drop Soup

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Flower Drop Soup

16" x 20"
2012
Digital prints available.

Artist: B.F.M.

It's one thing to have a fly in your soup another to have a flower. A spoof on Egg Drop Soup.

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