Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

If I Could

The wall switch controls the hall lights on and off.

Those close to me wonder why I walk in the dark.

As if I knew the latin root for switch, which as it turns out, is perhaps Middle Dutch – swijch

B.F.M.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Blight of How To's

I've read so much
I've forgotten how 
or where to sit
in the morning's light.

B.F.M.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Birdsongs

Striving to be bird-like
I’d sing only 
when I have something to say.

B.F.M.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

A.M. Guessing Game

Each morning I think: I know who I am. 

Then stumble into the bathroom,

look in the mirror and wonder:

where I got this awful wig.

B.F.M.

Monday, October 8, 2012

Amazon

From it’s high crested
bully pulpit, Amazon
makes recommendations:

Why beer Matters
&
Charming Shrew.

B.F.M.

5 Comedies

A machine that rakes sand traps.

A prayer offered to god.

A letter out of place.

Under estimating an atheist’s spirituality.

A machine that painting greens green.

B.F.M.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Cookies in Action

Beautiful mature women
looking for honest,
wealthy man. 
Click Now it’s OurTime,
before gout sets in.

B.F.M.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Abandonment

My rime formed
in formative years
is meant to keep you at bay.

My slick craggy shores, 
lack kindling or foothold
is meant to keep me distant.

My charm: 
trapped coolness;
glassy particles;
seething–hatred–remorse;
thick tarry dark matter;
belief in a Simoom fairytale.

B.F.M.

Black & Tan Lament

Click on image for a larger view.
Black & Tan Lament
16" x 20"
Digital prints available.
2012


Black & Tan Lament
Hollowed, on a barstool, 
Gladys offers you
the black & tan.


Remember what mother said: Share

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Expectations

Betwixt two maypoles
light contorts, yet
I’m to walk up right
without support.

B.F.M

Earlier in the day I posted and image from my notebook, the before. This is the after.

Click here to see the before.